BLACK COP

On the way back from North Carlina I got pulled over for speeding. Yes, thats right speeding...Going 75 in a 70. At least thats what the ticket cited. My speedometer was at exactly 73.1 when I noticed the cop, so i think they were juicing the radar. All I know is, they should have better things to do. Or maybe not, they really gotta regulate these insane drivers on the highways going 5 mph over the speed limit. I'm a goddamn menace on the road! The ridiculousness never ends. Oh yeah, the cop was black, so I'm sure when he saw an impossibly good looking brother such as myself in his fancy 2002 altima he got jealous...He could have let me go with a warning and that would have worked to "slow me down" but I guess thats too much. What a jerk. I'm heated about the whole exchange. Its a 150 dollar ticket man. Either pay that or go to court in some place in South Carolina that I've never heard of. Looks like i wont be getting the Jordan XX3s